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Reading A Feast for Crows (SPOILERS)

“Jaime,” she heard herself scream, “Jaime.”

Our baby Brienne has fallen in love…

The grey man touched her bandaged face. “We had to cut away some of the flesh. Your face will not be pretty, I fear.”

It has never been pretty. “Scars, you mean?”

“My lady, that creature chewed off half your cheek.”

Great… As though it hadn’t been told enough how ugly Brienne is. What, she’s deformed now???

“The Kingslayer’s whore.”

She flinched. “Why would you call me that?”

“If I had a silver stag for every time you said his name, I’d be as rich as your friends the Lannisters.”

Hyle Hunt had been beaten so badly that his face was swollen almost beyond recognition. He stumbled as they shoved him, and almost fell. Podrick caught him by the arm. “Ser,” the boy said miserably, when he saw Brienne. “My lady, I mean. Sorry.”

DON’T TOUCH PODRICK!!! HE DID NOTHING WRONG!

Ser Hyle gave Brienne a faint smile. “My lady,” he said, “you should have wed me when I made my offer. Now I fear you’re doomed to die a maid, and me a poor man.”

YOU’RE THINKING ABOUT THAT NOW? WHEN THESE OUTLAWS ARE GOING TO HANG YOU ALL?

Her face, Brienne thought. Her face was so strong and handsome, her skin so smooth and soft. “Lady Catelyn?” Tears filled her eyes. “They said… they said that you were dead.”

The northman said, “She says that you must choose. Take the sword and slay the Kingslayer, or be hanged for a betrayer. The sword or the noose, she says. Choose, she says. Choose.

There was a long silence. Then Lady Stoneheart spoke again. This time Brienne understood her words. There were only two. “Hang them,” she croaked.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pod was kicking, choking, dying. Brienne sucked the air in desperately, even as the rope was strangling her. Nothing had ever hurt so much.

She screamed a word.

Reading A Feast for Crows

Only 1 chapter left~

“There’s a new High Septon, did you know? Oh, and the Night’s Watch has a boy commander, some bastard son of Eddard Stark’s.”

“Jon Snow?” she blurted out, surprised.

She had not thought of Jon in ages. He was only her half brother, but still… with Robb and Bran and Rickon dead, Jon Snow was the only brother that remained to her. I am a bastard too now, just like him. Oh, it would be so sweet, to see him once again.

First…

I think the first ones to see each other again are Jon and Sansa. Just because they’re not close. If ever Jon is… you know…

Sansa should be friends with Mya Stone, just as Arya is with Gendry. Their fathers were bestfriends, after all… And Mya’s such a cool girl.

It sounds like a wolf, thought Sansa. A ghost wolf, big as mountains.

CALLING IT NOW, YOU GUYS. JON AND SANSA WILL SEE EACH OTHER FIRST. AND GHOST WILL LEAD HIM TO HER. Or not…

“So those are your gifts from me, my sweet Sansa… Harry, the Eyrie, and Winterfell. That’s worth another kiss, don’t you think?”

Reading A Feast for Crows

WOOT! 3 chapters left and I’m done~

“I will permit you to take the black. Ned Stark’s bastard is the Lord Commander on the Wall.”

The Blackfish narrowed his eyes. “Did your father arranged for that as well? Catelyn never trusted the boy, as I recall, no more than she ever trusted Theon Greyjoy. It would seem she was right about them both.”

There, now. That’s not fair. You never met Jon. Bet you’ll be BFFs…

Every time I read the words ‘The Red Wedding’, ‘The Twins’ and ‘Freys’… I WANT TO PUNCH SOMEONE

“I am told your wife is pretty. She’d have to be, for you to bed her while your sister and your king were being murdered.”

“I never knew.” Edmure licked his cracked lips. “There were fiddlers outside the bedchamber…”

“And Lady Roslin was distracting you.”

“She… they made her do it, Lord Walder and the rest…”

She was lost, confounded. Promised. I was promised. “Who is it? Who have I been betrothed to, all these years?”

“It makes no matter. He is dead.”

That left her more baffled than ever. “The old ones are so frail. Was it a broken hip, a chill, the gout?”

“It was a pot of molten gold…”

VISERYS TARGARYEN!!!

“… We princes make our careful plans and the gods smash them all awry.”

I say Prince Doran bids his time really, really slow.

She narrowed her eyes. “What is our heart’s desire?”

“Vengeance.” His voice was soft, as if he were afraid that someone might be listening. “Justice.” Prince Doran pressed the onyx dragon into her palm with his swollen, gouty fingers, and whispered, “Fire and blood.”

ABOUT DAMN TIME THE MARTELLS GO TO DAENERYS

(Source: fearisforthewinter)


“The black,” she said, “is Drogon.”

“The black,” she said, “is Drogon.”

(Source: adreamemporium)

Watching Game of Thrones Season 2 Episode 5

OMG, THE SHADOW!

RENLY!!!

WHY WAS HE STABBED??? THE SHADOW’S SUPPOSED TO SLIT HIS THROAT AND I ACTUALLY LAUGHED AT HOW SMALL THE SHADOW DAGGER THINGY WAS

AW, MY POOR BABY BRIENNE…

AW… LORAS…

The Fist of the First Men… doesn’t really look like a fist but whatever… IT’S GHOST!!! He’s just chilling there, lol! I wouldn’t have noticed him if it wasn’t for the fact that I keep track of him and the direwolves here in Tumblr.

Dolorous Edd, I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again…

Oh, Tyrion’s scene after Jon’s? It’s supposed to be Dany…

WILDFIRE! I’M FREAKING EXCITED FOR THAT SCENE IN THE BLACKWATER!

Sorry but, Pyat Pree cracks me up… And the possibility of Dany and Xaro = Daenerys Ducksauce…

DROGON!!! BABY DROGON!

JAQEN BADASS H’GHAR

WAIT, DID ARYA SAY ‘TICKLER’?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT’S RICKON! RICKON BEING A MOODY 5 YEAR OLD!

SHIRTLESS GENDRY!!! GODS BE GOOD!

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JAQEN DIDN’T KILL THE TICKLER! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ARYA! SHE’S SUPPOSED TO KILL THE TICKLER!

DAMMIT, WRITERS! THAT WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOMENTS IN A STORM OF SWORDS!

Naruto 586

FINALLY! It’s action-packed!

Though I must admit, Izanami left me in a loop as well. It’s so confusing, lol!

CAN WE PLEASE HAVE THE LONG-AWAITED, DRAGGED-FOR-OVER-A-HUNDRED-CHAPTERS REUNION OF ITACHI AND SASUKE NOW???

THEY NEED TO FREAKING HUG!

dessine—moi-un-mouton:

Summer and Shaggydog leading the escape from Winterfell (S2E7)
Where are my direwolves. Especially Ghost, why are they cutting so many of his scenes?! (Finding the dragonglass, the Qhorin Halfhand scene…)

dessine—moi-un-mouton:

Summer and Shaggydog leading the escape from Winterfell (S2E7)

Where are my direwolves. Especially Ghost, why are they cutting so many of his scenes?! (Finding the dragonglass, the Qhorin Halfhand scene…)

Reading A Feast for Crows

“Your Grace,” he said with a broad smile, “Dragonstone is yours.”

I am not liking this…

“He will make a thousand and one. They carried him inside the castle after the battle, but his wounds are grievous. He has blood so much blood that the maesters will not even leech him.”

Ser Loras obviously can’t wait to see Renly again…

“Tell me,” said Margaery. “I command it.”

“The defenders fell back to an inner keep once the curtain wall was taken. Loras led the attack there as well. He was doused with boiling oil.”

He will live, I know it! He’s not gonna be as pretty, though =(

“I will be queen, though?” asked the younger her.

“Aye.” Malice gleamed in Maggy’s yellow eyes. “Queen you shall be… until there comes another, younger and more beautiful, to cast you down and take all that you hold dear.”

Karma’s a bitch, Your Grace. Who’s that? Margaery? I kind of want it to be Dany.

Cersei’s such a crappy queen. Sure, she’s proving to everyone that a woman can rule a kingdom but seriously… She doesn’t care about her people!

Brienne turned, and saw a ghost.

Renly. No hammerblow to the heart could have felled her half so hard. “My lord?” she gasped.

“Lord?” The boy pushed back a lock of black hair that had fallen across his eyes. “I’m just a smith.”

GENDRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GENDRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Arya Stark’s hair was brown, she recalled, but Brienne was not sure of the color of her eyes. Brown and brown, was that it? Could it be that she did not die at Saltpans after all?

ARYA’S EYES ARE GREY! ASK GENDRY!!! COME ON, TALK TO GENDRY!!!

“You need a man for that, I hear. A husband, preferably. Why not me?”

Why, Ser Hyle, are you volunteering???

“What I want is you, Lord Selwyn’s only living child. I’ve known men to wed lackwits and suckling babes for prizes a tenth the size of Tarth. I am not Renly Baratheon, I confess it, but I have the virtue of being still amongst the living.”

HE KNOWS ABOUT BRIENNE’S CRUSH ON RENLY!!!

“Marriage would serve the both of us. Lands for me, and a castle full of these for you.” He waved his hand at the children. “I am capable, I assure you. I’ve sired at least one bastard that I know of.”

HE… HE’S SAYING HE’S GOOD IN BED!

“Play your game with someone else, ser.”

“So speaks a maid who has never played the game with anyone. Once you do you’ll  take a different view. In the dark you’d be as beautiful as any other woman. Your lips were made for kissing.”

“They are lips,” said Brienne. “All lips are the same.”

“And all lips are made for kissing,” Hunt agreed pleasantly. “Leave your door unbarred tonight, and I will steal into your bed and prove the truth of what I say.”

DAMMIT, YOU TWO! STOP FLIRTING!

MOVE ASIDE FOR NOW, SER JAIME. I SHIP HYLE/BRIENNE

“How old are you?” Brienne asked. “Is your mother still alive? And your father, who was he?”

“You ask too many questions.”

Gendry’s right, Brienne. And in the TV show he said that it’s bad luck to ask him questions…

Brienne sucked in her breath and drew Oathkeeper. Too many, she though, with a start of fear, they are too many.

SEVEN FREAKING HELLS!!!

Seven, Brienne thought again, despairing. She had no chance against seven, she knew. No chance, and no choice.

She stepped out into the rain, Oathkeeper in hand. “Leave her be. If you want to rape someone, try me.”

… and Biter crashed into her, shrieking.

He is eating me, she realized, but she had no strength left to fight him any longer.

THE HELL??? BITER’S EATING HER??? ASHDLAKJGLDSJGALDSHFLAKJSDGFSKJGLDJF!!!!!! BRIENNE!!!